When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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sniffing:

i need less negativity and more dogs in my life

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thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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ktmf2point0:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

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